teshima-junta:

do you ever look at your url and go “hell yeah”

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cornfuse:

you’re as unsatisfying as cold french fries

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rewarn:

7% cell phone battery
0% motivation

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distraction:

honestly all i want in life is a good body and some friends

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unstartling:

you wrote your name on my heart in permanent marker but only let me write on yours in pencil

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